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Harem Startup : The Demon Billionaire is on Vacation
by UnholyGod
He just wanted a quiet vacation and a good espresso... instead, he ended up seducing half the city.------Lux Vaelthorn wanted three things: a good coffee, peace and quiet, and zero responsibilities.What he got?A mansion, a system with the personality of a deadpan butler, and a bunch of heiresses fighting over who gets to be his first “investment.”As the heir of Greed and Lust, Lux was born to dominate markets, hearts, and boardrooms. But after centuries of cleaning up his parents’ messes in the …
CEO Wants My Little Rascal
by Stupa Demon
Yu Yuehan is the usual rich, perfect, aloof president—the richest man in City H; but one day, a female toddler suddenly appears in his life as his daughter! Despite being certain that he has never touched a woman before, DNA tests certify that the toddler is his! He soon becomes a good 'daddi' for the little toddler, Xiao Liuliu.Two years later, for some inexplicable reason, Xiao Liuliu becomes very fond of a trial nurse, Nian Xiaomu, hired to take care of her. Nian Xiaomu has a strong personali…
Becoming the Luna (bl)
by Aryna_Stan
Life is all roses and strawberries with your asexual mother till Alpha wolves fall in love with you. And now you have to choose... But who do you pick?Hayden Lebaron is an average teenage boy, well if average means being about the size of a midget and being babied by everyone, at least that's what he thinks. A new student moves to their school and Hayden finds out that he's deeper in the Werewolf world that he ever thought possible and the worst part was that he had no idea that Werewolves even …
The Equator Chronicles
by Deadpan_23
Three friends try to find themselves in a world where mortals have the powers of gods.
The Healing Crown
by PenOugi
"I just wanted a normal life, is that too much to ask?" Mattheus bemoaned once it was just the two of them again. "Hah. Face the reality, Mattheus. You can resurrect a dead person with your skill Miracle Invoker and your best friend is a cat." Brunilda deadpanned. "You were never going to have a normal life." Theodoric He has found himself waking up in this world as Mattheus Crown. From a world with an overworked System, he finds life is in Hard Mode with possibly multiple people wanting Mattheu…
Witches Vs Werewolves
by Merci_Douglas
"My sweetest little treasure, don't be naive, you are either damned or dead in here, so now be good and scream your loudest for me."Persephone [Psyche] Charming found herself sent away into a strange highschool for troubled teenagers after commiting a crime worthy of hell back home.Soon enough the Witch began to realize these troubled teenagers were more dangerous than the worst of criminals. Especially the Crescent brothers who were more monstrous than animals. °°°"No, whatever you're gonna say…
Being His Little Fox
by Happy Day and Night
The first time they meet, he arrests her under suspicions that she's involved in a murder case. He's so handsome that she, as the head of an entertainment company, is determined to recruit him into her company, train him to be a star, and make him her cash cow! But he is neither short of money nor fame and refuses her. So she decides—to make him her boyfriend first. "I'm 5'4" tall. Do you think I need to tiptoe to kiss you?" She smiles brightly, ogling at him. The man gives her a deadpan glance.…
Second Chance Love With The Billionaire
by Kiari Horsfall
I want you to marry me, Alexandro said with a deadpan expression on his face. "Excuse me?" Mirabella scoffed. Mirabella Adams is a twenty-five years old single mom who got pregnant when she was just a teenager. Alexandro King becomes cold-hearted when he lost his wife to cancer. Now he has to take care of three problematic kids. Alexandro crosses paths with Mirabella and offers her a contract to become his wife. But the contract comes with bossy rules: 1. Marry me. 2. Do not fall in love with me…
Life As A Supernatural
by nanaedc
What would you do, if everyone wanted you?~•|•~In a world of Vampires, Werewolves, Mutants, and blood-hungry Humans, Isabelle Anderson had no idea. Being the last Nightfright and coincidentally the rarest type of all, she fights to stay under the radar of the sneaky, captivating eyes of every created being all while flunking high school and everything that comes with it.Ending up being deadpan in the center of everything's radar.
Holding On To My Man (BL)
by LionxRael
After an accidental death, in order to continue to live, Gu Bai had to choose to go through various wonderful books to complete tasks.Every time he became a variety of small cannon fodder inside the story, Gu Bai’s code of conduct when completing task is – by all means, don’t be inferior, don’t be shameless, don’t be upright… hold on to a golden thigh.… N times after transmigratingCannon fodder: (angry contempt) … You’re already so powerful, why are you still shamelessly holding on to a golden t…
Caged With A Vampire
by Marvlyn_chi
(Warning: Mature content)She is dreadful and has no mercy. She isn't scared of anything, even death is scared of her.But, the ever daring man dared to look at her, straight at her piercing eyes. Something no one has ever done.Well, she is the QUEEN of her territory and he is the KING TO TAME HER.*To get his sister back from the hands of the evil woman who had kidnapped her, Darren Vladimir is ready to do anything even thought it means putting his life on the life. But it wouldn't go easy as thou…
Sweet For You, Ruthless For Others
by I_Nana_Firdausi
Warning! Mature ContentHernia is his to care for and he doesn’t care what the world thinks of that.>>>>>>>“We could date instead,” Hermia suggested, her voice laced with uncertainty.“I don’t date,” Niklaus replied coldly, his piercing gaze unwavering.Hermia blinked, caught off guard. “So it has to be marriage?” she asked, her tone laced with disbelief.“Yes,” he deadpanned, not a hint of hesitation in his voice.Her frustration bubbled over. “But we don’t even know each other!” she whined, throwin…
Kenji: The Inside Man
by NomadParse
Kenji: The Inside Man is a satire-light novel following Kenji Takahashi, a veteran undercover operative who’s seen it all—except high school.Assigned to infiltrate Sakura High School as a student (yes, as a student), his mission is to uncover the truth behind a suspicious pudding distribution network linked to global experiments on youth behavior.But between rehearsing Shakespeare, spiking volleyballs, and avoiding the romantic attention of teenagers and faculty, Kenji starts to question which i…
The Lotus Flower Dreams
by IsekaiManiaco
"I want to be a lotus flower," she says with enthusiasm."What?!" "I want to be a lotus flower," she tiredly repeated."How are you going to save the world as a lotus flower?""I never said I would," she deadpanned.
Thanatology!!
by 3uttdog
The end is nigh, making Death a very busy man. And that's too bad because he's kind of stupid. Luckily, he's got Cheron, a deadpan heroine who just so happens to be immortal. Watch as they reap souls, fall in love, and destroy the universe. Then watch them do it all over again.Updates every day until I get tired, hehe. v(~u~)vIf you can, please donate to my Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/3uttdog ---I would really appreciate it. :-DI love you!!
The Cursed Heiress Strikes Back
by IceQueen21
I will help you take your revenge,” Vladimir said with a faint smile. Celine cleared her throat and asked.“Why?”“Because I want to, not that I pity you. I just need a woman by my side” Vladimir replied.“And what would you gain by helping me?” Celine asked with a heart beating loudly in her chest. She just wanted to ask these questions but the truth is, she is ready to go with him.“A lot,” Vladimir replied, maintaining his composure.“And what are those?”“I can't tell you that but you are safe, Ce…
The Empress's Harem and Other Unwanted Side Hustles
by Trisa_39
Diana Hinsdale was once a fool—an arrogant, power-hungry Empress who ruined her own life. She was exiled, trained into a warlord, and died miserably.Now, she’s back. And this time? She just wants to raise her son in peace.But life has other plans.A dragon contractor reminds her of their deal to stop an invasion.The Underworld King trips onto her freshly cleaned rug.The Magic Tower Master falls onto her.Meanwhile, her ten-year-old son watches calmly.“Mother, are you divorcing Emperor Father?”“…Wh…
The C.E.O's proud wife
by Mamma_Mamma
"oh Jesus quit shouting,if you are scared, let's change the movie or you'll just close your eyes" Jaycee deadpanned"buzz kill! why will I close my eyes? are you dumb? stupid!!" Melanie deadpanned"then let go of my arm"he retortedMelanie Archer's grip on Jaycee's arm tightened,she made a naughty smile and said"shut up and scream along with me"...Not until today had Jaycee seen a crazy person,he loves this woman so much,so he screamed along with her even though he wasn't scared of the movie..Coupl…
Dungeon Seoul
by Skylar_Nox03
The world changed when the dungeons appeared.Portals to twisted dimensions began opening across South Korea and then, the world. From goblin caves to flaming sky-realms, each dungeon threatened reality itself. Civilization adapted fast: the strongest awakened powers, guilds replaced corporations, and monster drops became more valuable than Bitcoin.Kang Jinho, meanwhile, just wanted some instant noodles.When a glitchy portal yanked him into a dungeon mid-snack-run, Jinho didn’t awaken like the he…
Bucket List on a Schedule
by Ida_Lily_Dang
"Don't you ever feel bored to the point everything becomes numb?"Aidan and Maeve exchanged a quick look before settling in a deadpan expression. Emma sighed."Sorry, I forgot who I was talking to."---Emma Brown appears to be your typical girl next door with an average name, an average appearance and a predictable routine. She's the farthest from exciting.One day, Emma stumbles across the bucket lists her family wrote the Christmas before her grandfather's passing. Overcome by nostalgia, Emma deci…